I tend to get annoyed with things that really aren’t worth getting annoyed over. It’s just the way I am. I really never do anything about it, other than point it out on the my radio show. I’ve never been one to write letters to the editor or follow traditional channels to voice my opinion. It’s time to change that. Here are my open letters to people that need a little wake up call.
Dear Cast of “The Jersey Shore”
Your 15 minutes are up.
Dear Man vs. Food Guy:
Puke on camera. Just once.
Dear President Obama:
Enough with the “blame everything on Bush” rhetoric. You sound like a broken record. And for the record, I hated him too.
Dear Nancy Pelosi:
Stop talking to me like I am an eight year-old. And wipe that smug look off your face.
Dear Glenn Beck:
Stop talking to me like I am an eight year-old. And wipe that smug look off your face.
Dear Bruce Springsteen:
Please put out an album that doesn’t suck as bad as “Working on a Dream”.
Dear Tiger:
It’s the network. Get a 2nd phone next time.
Dear Obsessed Brett Farve Followers:
He doesn't love you anymore. In fact, he never did. Deal with it.
Dear World Cup Soccer Fans:
The only things exciting about your sport are bloody, drunk soccer hooligans. And fires in the bleachers.
Dear Sarah Palin:
Bobby Jindahl called. He said you’re even making him look good now.
Dear Willy Wonka Candy Makers:
The mango and pineapple Runts taste like crap.
Dear Lady GaGa:
Stop it right now.
Dear Facebook Friends:
I love you all dearly, but I’m not going to help you get pigs, or fences or milk cows.
Dear Me:
Lighten up a bit.
Feel free to add your own. Remember to follow me on Twitter @kb965
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